MOONINA crashed into our hearts after falling off her pet unicorn while trying to lick the moon! She thinks green candles taste like mint and red ones are cherry flavored, which is why she keeps licking her screen during trading. Her investment strategy? Close her eyes, spin around three times, and buy whatever makes the prettiest sparkly sounds!
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Our members include: people who asked customer service why their Dogecoin doesn't bark, and that one girl who asked if Bitcoin accepts credit cards!
Our legendary community who tried to mail their private keys to the moon using actual postal service and asked Google Maps for directions to "the blockchain" because they wanted to visit it personally!
Join our exclusive club where we tried to feed our hardware wallet actual food and asked the Apple Store why our iPhone can't mine Bitcoin faster than our toaster!